Heeeeree's NOT Johnny!
Johnny Carson is dead. No news here, I know, but I mean more than just Carson dead in a physical sense, which occurred just over six years ago. I mean, Johnny is dead in the same way as pay phones, drive-in theaters, and chivalry. Specifically, Johnny Carson is dead in a "Who's good at hosting the Oscars?" sort of way. Carson did it brilliantly---emceeing the Academy Awards five times (1979-82, 1984), providing the perfect blend of wit, sarcasm, irony and class as he shepherded the sometimes seemingly interminable production through the evening. Not that others didn't host the show with aplomb---Billy Crystal comes to mind---but this blog post serves to lament that there just isn't another Carson out there today who can do what Johnny did during the Oscars telecast, which takes place again this Sunday night. David Letterman gave it the old college try on more than one occasion, but he had the smarm factor that Johnny wouldn't, couldn't bring to the podium...